Not everyone roots for the Autobots. For those drawn to charismatic villains — a selection with a purple tint. Prices are in euros at the time of selection and may change; items are sold by independent Etsy sellers, the Archive has not tested them and earns no commission.

Megatron quote T-shirt

A T-shirt with an ironic 'be yourself unless you can be Megatron' line. An inexpensive, funny gift for Decepticon fans.

3D metal Decepticon car badge

The same for those on the Decepticon side: a metal car badge.

Bumblebee vs Megatron resin lamp

A backlit resin scene of Bumblebee duelling Megatron. Great for those who like action rather than static figures.

Optimus vs Megatron night light

A night light of Optimus versus Megatron — the eternal duel in your room.

Faction symbol LED light box

A light box with a faction symbol — a night light for a gaming room or stream setup.

Bottom line

Humour works best: the Megatron quote T-shirt is a gift that will definitely land.